Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She bit a glass in half.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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