she is the kim kardashian of front butts
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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