never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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