i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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