I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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