Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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