No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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