Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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