No awkward lesbian experiences without me
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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