where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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