Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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