Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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