Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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