My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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