I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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