Your tits are I can't wait for
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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