I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I don't think brook has ever known best
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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