i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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