On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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