Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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