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i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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