I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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