no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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