bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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