How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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