if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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