I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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