is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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