Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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