So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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