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(916): View more from California

Hey you

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You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back

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(209): View more from California

update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.

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the house was on fire??

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shit I thought I told you.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.

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(360): View more from Washington

He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees

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(512): View more from Texas

$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.

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(207): View more from Maine

I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?

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(407): View more from Florida

this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks

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