He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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