He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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