can u get pink eye on your cock?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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