maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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