I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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