well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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