Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
