fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
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