he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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