I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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