Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Randomize
