I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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