Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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