so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
And then my night got REAL pukey
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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