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First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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