Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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