I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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