What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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