Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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