Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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