You're completely useless in the revolution.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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