WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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