Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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