This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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